2.Love My Lips
From Episode 5--Dave and The Giant Pickle
Narrator：'One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry
confronts one
of his deepest fears ...'
Larry： 'If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed
south,
that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad.'
Archibald： 'I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad？'
Larry： 'That'd be too bad. If my lips said 'adios, I don't like
you I
think you're gross,' that'd be too bad, I might get mad.'
Archibald： 'That'd be too bad, you might get mad？'
Larry： 'That'd be too bad. If my lips moved to Duluth, left a
mess and
took my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad.'
Archibald： 'That'd be too bad, you'd call your Dad？'
Larry： 'That'd be too bad.'
Archibald： 'Hold it. Did you say your father？ Fascinating! So
what
you're saying is that if your lips left you ...'
Larry： 'That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd
call my
Dad. That be too bad.'
Archibald： 'That'd be to bad？'
Larry： 'That'd be too bad.'
Archibald： 'Why？'
Archibald： 'Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought.
Larry, tell
me, what do you see here？'
Larry： 'Um, that looks like a lip.'
Archibald： 'And this？'
Larry： 'It's a lip!'
Archibald： 'And this？'
Larry： 'It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip,
it's a
lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip
lip.
Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip.'
Archibald： 'Larry, tell me about your childhood.'
Larry： 'When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the
cold and
they turned blue. What could I do？'
Archibald： 'They turned blue, what could you do？'
Larry： 'Oh they turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to
kiss my
Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it felt weird.'
Archibald： 'My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird？'
Larry： 'She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my
lips
stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there
until
the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and
I had to
spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar
who got
stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to
each
other until the fifth week because both our lips were so
swollen, and
when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew
like
three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar
taught me the
word for lip： Oofta.'
Archibald： 'Your friends all laughed ... Usta？ How do you spell
that？'
Larry： 'I don't know.'
Archibald： 'So what you're saying is that when you were young
...'
Larry： 'They turned blue, what could I do？ She had a beard and
it felt
weird. My friends all laughed ... Oofta!'
Archibald： 'I'm confused ...'
Narrator： 'This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next
time to
hear Larry say ...'
Larry： 'Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose？'
Archibald： 'Oh, look at the time!'
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